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NEWS 311 - 12 Comments
From: The Bone Entered on: December 6, 2005 9:59 PM
But are you living the vida loca?
From: BigFatty Entered on: December 6, 2005 11:16 PM
Not like you are my man! I may be the best-looking fat man in show business, but you are the one driving around like MC Hammer, living in San Dog, and beating off bitches with your big bologna. I think they call it 'Living the Life of Tony'.     Arsehurl!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: December 7, 2005 7:44 AM
Ricky Martin? Leave it to Fats to start both an informative and timely thread. But of course, Fatty is right pertaining to Martin's lack of dance skills. I call him an arm dancer. He throws his arms out and then the camera zooms in and out. This creates the optical illusion of the viewer being entertained.     Next up: We dissect the performance art of Kriss Kross -- Will they really make you jump?
From: Ross Entered on: December 7, 2005 8:02 AM
It is clear to me now that I have never given Ricky Martin's dancing the attention that it deserves. I will rectify the situation forthwith.
From: The Bone Entered on: December 7, 2005 8:45 PM
He's playing at the House of Blues a this month. It's a ten minute walk from my pad. I should check it out and provide a report.
From: Swerb Entered on: December 8, 2005 7:41 PM
If Ricky Martin is playing House of Blues, then his career has sunk considerably....
From: Jackzilla Entered on: December 8, 2005 8:06 PM
He should be doing Nationwide commercials soon... (move over MC Hammer!)
From: Ross Entered on: December 9, 2005 6:23 PM
Waitaminute... Pearl Jam played house of blues in October!!!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: December 9, 2005 10:38 PM
"Nationwide... is on your side..."
From: Swerb Entered on: February 20, 2006 1:35 PM
Hey Bert: Super-duper-ultra-insider information here - I think Pearl Jam might be playing in GR again. A tentative date is scheduled for May 19 at Van Andel Arena. Sweet!
From: Ross Entered on: February 20, 2006 3:30 PM
How good is this intel? Can you procure tickets? Details, details! :)
From: Swerb Entered on: February 20, 2006 6:23 PM
It's from the arena manager, I believe. We're currently compiling info. for a magazine supplement to be published in May, so the guy gave us a bunch of stuff far in advance. Don't know anything more about it right now, but I'd imagine it's part of a bigger tour whose details that you, being a fan club dork, will know about as soon as it's announced...