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Say YES! to Michigan????
Entered on: March 8, 2007 5:13 PM by BigFatty
SO, one of the only English stations I watch over here (besides BBC Prime) is CNN. I've come to notice a certain type of commercial that is ran on the station. There are quite a few commercials from 'questionable' countries trying to drum up tourism and business. Come to Latvia, land of magic; or Moldova - jewel of where-ever the hell it is... By far my favorite was from Nigeria, which boasted an abundance of Bauxite as a good reason to bring your company there. Well, just the other day I saw a commercial boasting the reasons why companies should come to Michigan. Wow.... I did not realize that things where so bad that Michigan now has to slum it on CNN. How desparate are things there? Michigan is so desparate that they are now competing for businesses that are looking at Nigeria as a stable place of business for them? Yes, they are the largest producer of Bauxite.... Michigan's commercial was a pathetic cry for help.

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From: Swerb Entered on: March 8, 2007 9:11 PM

Bauxite is sweet, man.

And remember, compared to Kazakhstan, all other countries have inferior potassium.

From: Ross Entered on: March 9, 2007 8:05 AM
Fatty, is this your way of saying you're glad you left Michigan?
From: BigFatty Entered on: March 9, 2007 2:25 PM

Well, Budapest is far from Shangri-La. We found that in Costa Rica.  But, my situation would have been very crappy if I stayed.  The Meijer job was pure crap.  I was able to survive a year because of my pure genius.  I gave 6 months notice in order to gain 'short-timer' status.  I was able to not give a shit and they gave all my work to other people cuz I was leaving anyways.  I was not sure it would work, but man, it worked perfectly.  The main reason they did not shit-can me, was they did not want to hire anyone to replace me - plus I was the only fucker that new a critical job.  Really, It took me a few days to hatch that plan.  It was pure Costanza.

Back to topic......  So far it has been a good decision.  The weather was perfect - no snow to speak of.  I had a lot of time off to relax.  My job now is interesting, and I get to go and enjoy other countries with it - plus with all my vacation time (5 weeks).

Today was some icing on the cake.  I have a healthclub membership through work.  I have only gone a few times, and am trying to figure out with rules and culture of lockerroom etiquette.  First thing which is not so sweet - there are cranks everywhere.  Male nudity is rampant.  Even in the co-ed areas, guys have no hesitation to be walking around naked in front of chicks.  Another thing - I now know why this place is called Hungary and not Magyar (The Hungarian name for this place).  Put it this way....  They ain't hurtin here.  Jesus Christ!  There are huge cranks floppin all over the place.  Yes, my towel stays on, cuz I'd be but a mouse amongst these gaints.  Ok, so that part I don't like.  But, there are some extremely fit ladies walking around in awesome outfits.  And tonight.... it all became worth it.  After my sauna, I decided to try the aroma therapy room.  I happend to see a hottie go in there with her boyfriend.  No sooner than I stepped through the door - BAM!  There she was laying out full nude.  Marvelous....... Fantastic..... Then things got absurd.  I took a chair on the other side of the small room.  This chick decided to stretch her legs out.  There she is laying on her back and lifting her legs, spreading them wide.  Did I mention she was HOT?????  WTF!!!!!  I did not get a great view cuz her boyfriend was between us.  It was enough to feel the mouse flex its muscles though.  Then, bless her, she stood up, full nude, grabbed her towel, and I had a nice show of this beauty from all angles, as she put on her towel.


Um, ya.....  I kinda like it here - except for all the big cocks. 

From: BigFatty Entered on: March 9, 2007 2:30 PM

A guy at work is dating a girl from Kazakhstan (How did you spell that??  I decided it was easier to cut and paste yours).  I had to laugh when he told me.  She did not think the Borat movie was so sweet either.  Maybe I'll meet her and ask her how much her sister charges.

No, that comerical was just so pathetic!!!  Man I hear Michigan is like 2nd to last in keeping jobs.  There is a huge brain drain there.  No jobs, no money, no people.  And my house is still for sale.....  Great.

From: The Bone Entered on: March 9, 2007 11:06 PM

You should have moved to Hawaii with me. I'd rent out a room cheep and we could do the burpee beatdown until you got your silly little ass in shape.  

From: Ross Entered on: March 10, 2007 7:50 AM

You really like that phrase "silly little ass," don't you?  

From: The Bone Entered on: March 10, 2007 7:28 PM
I first heard it when talking real estate with my friend. We were discussing how much money I could have made if I had bought a house in Kailua for $350K back in 1999/2000 when I first got here. (now selling for $850K). He remarked that yes I would have made money but I wouldn't have been able to get anyone to finance my silly little ass at the time. It's a great phrase.

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