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Jackassery lives!!
Entered on: October 1, 2007 6:29 PM by NickNick
Hey everyone. Why is it that there is only 4 people writing anything on here. Did we scare everyone away or does everyone have much more fullfilling lives than we do?

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From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 1, 2007 6:37 PM
We're all playing Halo 3, asshole!

From: Ross Entered on: October 1, 2007 10:55 PM

Well NickNick, in your opinion, what should we be talking about?  I agree with you that the site has been rather dead lately, and I'm sure that everyone has their reasons for lack of recent participation (I know I do).  But if you want to be part of a thriving community, I think the real question is "what can I do to make this place more interesting?" 

It's not too hard - you just have to rise above this level of deadness and post something moderately more interesting than the recent spate of comments about who's playing Halo where and at what time.  Post something with an opinion in it to spark some discussion.  It's almost like everyone is so afraid of stepping on someone's toes that they are censoring themselves from candid, interesting discussion.  Ironically, that's the reason Bells doesn't have the stomach for internet discussions anymore.  So it's either follow suit with him (his turdy brand does appear to be in fashion lately) or take matters into your own hands.

From: The Bone Entered on: October 2, 2007 11:40 PM

Well my only excuse for my absence is I've been busy fucking, fighting, and surfing (of which my last outing consited of an 8-9 ft shark coming within 2 ft of me).

I'll try to participate more in the future.


I have never played XBOX 3 let alone Halo3, GOW, or Biowhatever. 

From: NickNick Entered on: October 3, 2007 7:38 AM

Well, shit.  I feel rather inadequate now.  Let me check.... nope, no fucking, a 2 month old daughter..... no fighting, unless you count my trying to get my 3 1/2 year old in bed fighting.... and I would be that good at surfing.  I think I would break the board, or my enoucter with a shark would probably end a little worse than yours did. 

 Not that many waves to surf on her in Lake Michigan anyway.

Bone, I know the real story.  You don't really lead this exciting life, you just work at a boring office job in Grand Rapids MI and wish you had that life, oh wait, that's me.

From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 3, 2007 10:49 AM
Bone - It's not "busing fucking" it's "busy F'ing."  That's how Bells explains it anyways.
From: Bunky Entered on: October 3, 2007 5:14 PM

Maybe Radmobile can give Bone some lessons on how to balance "having times" and playing the 360.

I am hoping the Bone is surfing, fighting, and F'ing on Oahu and not Maui. I don't want to have to lock my niece in the room when we vacation in December.

From: BigFatty Entered on: October 4, 2007 2:18 AM
He will find a way..... He ALWAYS does. If he was a superhero, he'd would be called 'The Smoke' cuz he'd waft up into the room and start F'ing. Bone is always F'ing. F'ing the ladies and F'ing some MoFs up! He is one mushroom head laying Mother F'er! Thats the Bone for yer! BTW - 'The Smoke' was an actual superhero name coined by the Bone in a 'smoking' session many years ago with Bells. They loved the phrase 'waft up there and F some motherf'ers up!' The name has some minor passing references on JA, but it never made it mainstream. Johnny can give a better account of the story, but he is not around anymore.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 4, 2007 7:35 AM

That's pretty sweet, Fats!

By the way, it's "mushroom cloud laying."  Mushroom head?  Even with a sweet entry there has to be a Fatty-fornication?

From: Radmobile Entered on: October 4, 2007 8:06 AM
I just assumed he intended the mushroom-head term.  It seemed a fitting change considering the context; f-ing and all that.  as for Bunky's suggestion that I give Bone advice on balancing times and gaming, it's a little easier when you've only got one girl and not 7 different girls a week.
From: NickNick Entered on: October 4, 2007 8:20 AM
Yeah, it's really hard balancing all the ladies.  I should know.
From: Radmobile Entered on: October 4, 2007 8:26 AM
Well yeah. You live with 3 of them now, PLAYAH!
From: The Bone Entered on: October 4, 2007 10:14 AM

Bells and I smoked a lot of weed that night. I think that was the night my friend Jack came over and had never heard of Grand Rapids. Then when Bells explained it was in Michigan, all Bells got in return was a blank stare. 


From: BigFatty Entered on: October 4, 2007 10:47 AM
Sorry Jack, it seems your bandwidth issue is messing up more than just your Xbox connection! Really, you did not get the connection I was making. Good Lord, Lowell Cable IS bad!!! You aren't connecting with anything! I thought this was a rather clever play on words... I was quite proud of myself for SEVERAL minutes. Oh well, it shows that Rad is the tack in the box of Lowell rocks. Jack..... It means Rad is sharp, or smart and the rest of Lowell is not so smart. So he kinda stands out. Whew! Please upgrade to 2400 baud! Oh yes - only the oldies but goodies will get that joke!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 4, 2007 2:37 PM
Ok Fatty.  You got me.  I didn't get your mushroom head reference.  But really: You were proud of yourself "for SEVERAL minutes" on that one?  I thought you saved that kind of pride for giant poops.
From: NickNick Entered on: October 4, 2007 3:07 PM

I was proud of Will.  Any time he can put consecutive thoughts together into an actual thought process is quite impressive.

I have a feeling that mushroom cloud might have drastically different and more sinister implications than mushroom head.

From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 4, 2007 3:28 PM
At least Fatty didn't throw a "ya " in there to further confuse and confound me.

From: NickNick Entered on: October 4, 2007 3:31 PM
This is great.  This is so much better than working.  I'm pretty sure it's not better than fucking or fighting, but it sure beats underwriting mobile homes.
From: BigFatty Entered on: October 4, 2007 3:41 PM

But dude... you get to talk to trashy, trailer girls!  That is so F'n hot.  I got this thing for trashy women.  Mannnnnnnn, you do have a sweet job.  Show them how to 'knock off' a couple of dollars of the premium.   MMMmmmmm trailer women.........  Paris Hilton, Christine A.... (cuz I don't feel like spelling it), Britney Spears....  All Trash and ALL GOOD!


From: NickNick Entered on: October 4, 2007 3:52 PM
You've found my secret.  I don't actually have a boring desk job.  I get sent out to the trailer to get the youngun's pregnant.  That keeps them poor and shackled to the mobile home community.  Therefore, guaranteeing that our client base keeps growing.  Sometimes, I get the mom's too.
From: Bunky Entered on: October 4, 2007 4:27 PM
So does that make you the "Bone" of the trailer park community? I bet the mom's can pull off some sweet tricks with their teeth out!
From: Ross Entered on: October 4, 2007 8:04 PM
Hey Bunky, do you have your pink 360 controller yet?

From: Bunky Entered on: October 4, 2007 8:55 PM
No pink controller here... However, it would compliment my Barbie Pink Spartan. I have to confess, I am secretly saving my money for the talking Bells doll.....
From: NickNick Entered on: October 5, 2007 7:41 AM

No Bunky.  I could never measure up to the Bone. 

With their teeth out, you get no scrapage.  It's just like a second..... should I go there?  Sure!!!  It's just like a second vagina!

From: BigFatty Entered on: October 5, 2007 8:42 AM
Ewwwww.... that made ME uncomfortable.
From: Ross Entered on: October 5, 2007 8:47 AM
Scrapegape?  That's a new one to me.  *shudder*
From: Bunky Entered on: October 5, 2007 9:24 AM
Oh Nick Nick, I believe this site has moved on from being polite to it's bloggers.... Why I have already received an F the Bunk and you are worried about referencing a vagina... I think that is very sweet! If I lived in Lowell, and my internet connection would allow it, you could play Halo 3 on XBOX live at my house anytime!!!!

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