NEWS 568 - 16 Comments
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I'll make sure to lock my wife up during that time.
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I'm really looking forward to hanging out at the ZAGNUT again and whooping up on Bunky in Gears of War like I did the very first time I ever played it.
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Oh, Gears of War 2 will be out and Bone can be my Locust Meat Shield! I cannot wait to take him hostage! I will be hittin' it like chicken!
I am going to be in the mountains for Thanksgiving this year. No TV, no computer... I am hoping for some snow.
We are either leaving Wednesday afternoon and coming back Friday, or Thursday morning and coming back Saturday. I will find out.
It is going to be a hernie month! First, I get to break in Fatty with our first XBOX meeting in October, and then I get to finish with the Bone. I am going to need the month of December to rest!
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Who the frick is Lazlo Goulash?
Anyway, look forward to seeing you in GR, I should be there around the same time.
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Ross said:
Who the frick is Lazlo Goulash?
Anyway, look forward to seeing you in GR, I should be there around the same time.
HAHAHA - Dude, Lazlo Goulash is my Hungarian name, just like my French name is Jacques Heiss (I am the French Pop Mega-star) 'This is how you say my name - Jacques Heiss. This is how you play my game - Jacques Heiss'. Of course none of that makes any sense. It came about with the Bone out of our many hours of bordom spent together.
Bone, if you are coming to Crank-town, that is pretty sweet. Make it over New Years for some insanity. I have that time off, so no problems here.
Bunky - I can't believe you don't remember me on Xbox Live before. We have met and chatted there. It was the last time, I visited. We played Gears for sure. You deflowered me and I fell in love.
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I googled Lazlo Goulash, and got this hit, among a few others in Australian newspaper sites. Apparently, you're not the only ones to have thought of it!
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No Fatty, you and I have never played. The tension between us continues to build.
Jack and I have had this conversation. I have heard the online warrior stories, but the mystery of Fatty's voice still eludes me. I never forget a ZAGNUT guest!
You must have been deflowered by an imposter. You will know it's is me when you hear "oh yeah, put your butt up in the air, I am gonna smack that Fatty ass!"
I will be in Vegas your first weekend here, but the following weekend is my birthday, so I will be in town and ready to tap that Fatty! I suppose I could work in a little mid-week diddle for you as well!
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Victor Lazlo was a Czech freedom fighter in the movie Casbalanca, and Humphrey Bogart's character owned a restauraunt. That what I thought it may have been a reference to.
But then I remembered it was Bone and thought of the Usual Suspects. Fatty was not one of my guesses.
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Looks like you are wrong on many counts today Bunkinita. I am the great Laszlo Gulyas (correct spelling for those keeping score) and you and I played together on Xbox Live. I remember it well. You and Jack only played together for a few times. It was very early in your *ahem* relationship. Him and I were playing and you found us and joined in. I got tired of dying. You and I played on the same team of 2.
How can you not remember??? We were partners - to death do us part... You must have not realized I was the BigFatty. I was just one of Jack's random friends at the time.
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Perhaps, but I don't think I could ever forget Big Fatty. There must not have been the witty banter I have grown fond of.
I was well behaved and much more polite in the earlier days. I have noticed that this gaming nonsense has made my vocabulary much more colorful. Prior to this, you would not have heard the f bomb drop out of my mouth. I need to work on that.
Fatty, we can only move forward and create new memories... One's that I will cherish forever!
Speaking of ZAGNUT, there is some potential I may visit the Mecca of gaming in the early months of 2009. There is talk that my national meeting will be at our new headquarters in Pittsburgh, which I could probably work in a GR/Lowell layover.
I was trying to talk Patrick in to flying out for Zilla's 40th B-day bash, but it is during the holidays so that probably won't work.
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Bunky said:
I was trying to talk Patrick in to flying out for Zilla's 40th B-day bash, but it is during the holidays so that probably won't work.
Zilla's 40th is gonna be OFF DA HOOK! You should make it happen!
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I will keep working on it. I think part of the problem is the staffing in the pharmacy during that time.
I think his staff pharmacist is off and he may be the only pharmacist working.
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Bunky said:
Oh, Gears of War 2 will be out and Bone can be my Locust Meat Shield! I cannot wait to take him hostage! I will be hittin' it like chicken!
Ok, I haven't met Bone before, but I think I've heard enough stories to make this statement:
I don't know about Bone being Bunky's Meat Shield, but he's probably more than willing to be her Meat Sword.
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Bunky said:
Speaking of ZAGNUT, there is some potential I may visit the Mecca of gaming in the early months of 2009. There is talk that my national meeting will be at our new headquarters in Pittsburgh, which I could probably work in a GR/Lowell layover.
That would be pretty sweet, but you'd better walk behind me if we ever meet IRL. I don't think I could fight the urge to hit you over the head from behind and brewing the freshest batch of Bun-Tea you've ever tasted! I'd better start working on my quads now, we don't need anyone cramping up mid-bag.
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Oh no. I will be sure to pack a helmet with a chin guard!
Robot, I am sure when the Bone rolls in to ZAGNUT with his shirt off, you will imediately recognize him!
All kidding aside, I will say this about the Bone. After hearing all about the legend of the Bone for months, I was expecting some giant asshole on the other end of the headset when I heard he was in Jack's basement.
I was pleasantly suprised by how nice and funny he was. It turned out he was my brand of asshole and that was sweet!
Where there is a Bone there is sure to be a Bells! Maybe Ross will join in for some online nonsense with us! Rad, I think it is a must game buy now! Ithas been Bone stamped and Mother F'er approved!
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So, what did you do today Fatty? Well, funny you should ask. I had a very full day. Today, I got bit by a camel, licked and slobbered on by a giraffe, nearly shat on by a monkey, and I petted an adult rhino. Its all apart of the Budapest zoo experience!
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