So why does the little voice only tell you bad, dark things? My little voice mostly tells me to do good things - you should help that lady out.... see why that person is crying.... grab her boobie in the elevator...
Plus, I enjoy disecting word choice. Do you realize that you have made yourself out to be a pothead with this sentence?
'We’ll sit down over coffee and a couple smokes and hash out the correct scenarios.'
Coffee - coffee house - Amsterdam Coffee houses serve pot ... but the word coffee on its own is benign enough.. until you put it with this: 'couple of smokes and hash'.
Really? Nick, are you a closet pot-head? Seriously, that one sentence really associates you with the doobie dudes. Haven't you read any of the 'How to pick-up women books?' You need to use words when talking to women that suggest sexually strong and masculine imagery. Instead of 'I ate some good tomatoes for lunch' you say 'Wow, I had some tasty tomatoes for lunch. They were so ripe, firm and luscious. I took one into my mouth and I could feel it being ready to burst. It was quivering on my tongue. I barely touched it and in exploded in my mouth. Could barley contain the juices. You want to fuck?'