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Just in time for the holidays...
Entered on: November 12, 2008 10:26 AM by RobotSpider

Get your orders in early:

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From: The Bone Entered on: November 12, 2008 11:34 AM

A very true statement.


 
From: Ross Entered on: November 12, 2008 12:51 PM

I dunno, I like the message but the shirt itself might be a bit too stylish for me.


 
From: The Bone Entered on: November 12, 2008 1:20 PM

It would go well with Bunky's "I fuck on the first date" shirt.


 
From: Radmobile Entered on: November 12, 2008 2:14 PM

The back of the shirt should say, "UNLESS I HAVE TO USE A STALL WITH NO DOOR AND A SEAT THAT I HAVE TO HOVER OVER"


 
From: Bunky Entered on: November 12, 2008 4:04 PM
The Bone said:

It would go well with Bunky's "I fuck on the first date" shirt.


LOL. I need to have that added to the back of my Rookies shirt.
 
From: BigFatty Entered on: November 12, 2008 4:24 PM

That is a part of the Fatty Collection available at JC Pennys.  Please use caution while using the fitting rooms.  Clothing items may contain fecal matter.


 
From: RobotSpider Entered on: November 13, 2008 8:14 AM
BigFatty said:

That is a part of the Fatty Collection available at JC Pennys.  Please use caution while using the fitting rooms.  Clothing items may contain fecal matter.

It's like an allergy warning;

'produced in a facility that also processes poo'


 
From: Ross Entered on: November 13, 2008 9:33 AM

That reminds me of last night's Mythbusters - might be the best ever.  They were testing idioms, such as "hit the ground running" (it doesn't help).  But they tried one that blew my mind: "polishing a turd."  They literally collected feces from various animals at the zoo and then tried to shine the turds.  It seemed hopeless until they met this dude who practiced some ancient Japanese art of rolling mud into a ball until it shines.  They tried it with the poo, and lo and behold, they worked it into incredibly shiny balls!  They'll never top this one.


 
From: RobotSpider Entered on: November 13, 2008 10:24 AM

That's pretty sweet!  Although, don't the Japanese have anything better to do?  Really?  Dirt rolling?  That's why it took the Europeans to have a renaissance.

On another note, is this meant to develop or prevent?


 
From: Ross Entered on: November 13, 2008 1:12 PM

I believe much of my life can be explained by the existence of these capsules.


 

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