At the behest of John, I'm including my Otter story.
This past week I was in Washington and I got off work a day early so I decided to spend a day in Seattle. Amongst the things I did was a visit to the Seattle Aquarium. Pretty lame but there was an amusing moment. I was standing in front of the Otter tank, watching the cute little buggers float on their backs and clean their faces and what not. They were so cute. There were a couple families with children and two old grannies enjoying the cute little guys and commenting on how adorable they were when the closest Otter popped a huge boner and started beating away. First of all, this boner was at least 6 or 7 inches long. Only about as thick as a finger but the length was startling for such a small creature. The visual was unreal. Almost simultaneously the old ladies cried out in horror, the children asked mommy and daddy what was going on, the parents were mortified, and I was cracking up like an immature schoolboy. It was a beautiful alignment of the stars. |
