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Otter Bone
Entered on: July 17, 2003 3:22 PM by The Bone
At the behest of John, I'm including my Otter story.  
This past week I was in Washington and I got off work a day early so I decided to spend a day in Seattle. Amongst the things I did was a visit to the Seattle Aquarium. Pretty lame but there was an amusing moment. I was standing in front of the Otter tank, watching the cute little buggers float on their backs and clean their faces and what not. They were so cute. There were a couple families with children and two old grannies enjoying the cute little guys and commenting on how adorable they were when the closest Otter popped a huge boner and started beating away. First of all, this boner was at least 6 or 7 inches long. Only about as thick as a finger but the length was startling for such a small creature. The visual was unreal. Almost simultaneously the old ladies cried out in horror, the children asked mommy and daddy what was going on, the parents were mortified, and I was cracking up like an immature schoolboy. It was a beautiful alignment of the stars.

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From: John Entered on: June 30, 2003 10:35 PM
Hahahaha, that's fuckin' hilarious. Even though I already heard the story I was cracking up at the visualization that reading this evoked. Well told Bone!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 30, 2003 10:41 PM
Horny little bastards! They're almost as bad as those offshore-raping dolphins!
From: John Entered on: June 30, 2003 10:46 PM
Hahahaha, those dolphins are a perverted lot aren't they. Question is are they as well hung as otters? Also does checking out the size of an otters crank make Tony a crank gawker?
From: Ross Entered on: June 30, 2003 11:02 PM
That is priceless. I knew this could happen with assorted monkeys but I had no idea that otters were potential culprits. I would have loved to watch some old ladies lose it from the sight of flogging the otter.
From: Swerb Entered on: June 30, 2003 11:11 PM
Must have been a surreal moment... only further proof that masturbation is a wholly natural occurrence amongst mammals.
From: John Entered on: July 1, 2003 12:08 AM
That's what I've been saying all along!!! So beat it good, it's natural.
From: John Entered on: July 15, 2003 12:37 PM
This was a funny story and I hope when the Bone returns he will feel inclined to rewrite it.

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