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Seemabone Soap Co.
Entered on: July 27, 2003 6:33 PM by The Bone
I just took a soap making class today and made a 3 lb batch. Soon I will be harvesting the fat of the land and selling rich bitches' fat asses back to them.

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From: BigFatty Entered on: July 28, 2003 2:49 AM
Dude - Roche and I can set you up here in GR. Between the two of us, we can give you enough fat off our guts to make you a millionaire. I'm not sure what you need to do about our smell.  
Love the name - its PERFECT!
From: Creeko Entered on: July 28, 2003 4:54 AM
Why don't you make a big soap hank and shove it up your ass!? What are you gay? What's next fragrant candles and lace doilies?  

From: Ross Entered on: July 28, 2003 8:49 AM
Apparently the French are not the only stinky ones over there in Europe. Their neighbors to the south must also be afraid of soap.
From: Ross Entered on: July 28, 2003 10:23 AM
By the way, speaking of Seemabone, I recently let expire, as it really has no real purpose anymore. However, if for nostalgia purposes, anyone wants to check it out, the content of the site is still online at:  

From: Creeko Entered on: July 28, 2003 11:07 AM
Come-on, you gotta admit that soap making is almost as gay as (and I?m probably going to regret opening this can of worms) my red shoes.  
Who needs to make soap when you can buy a bar of Dial for like 10 cents. Unless your going out to harpoon sperm whales in a Zodiac to harvest their fat, what?s so sweet about making soap?  
I?ll tell you what... You know when a bar of soap gets to be to small and all you have left is a little sliver? I?ll save them for you and you can press em all together and make some soap a-la fragrance de Creeko?s ass-crack.  


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