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Entered on: December 4, 2009 12:00 AM by Jackzilla

Quote:

"People fart a lot, that's why they call them farts."

- Zilla

Explanation:

We were watching the TV show FlashForward when one of the characters said to the other that "coincidences happen all the time that's why they're called coincidences." Annoyed by this meaningless line I uttered the quote above which Bells took an immediate liking to and had stuck in his head the rest of the night.

QUOTE 231 - 2 Comments

From: Ross Entered on: December 6, 2009 12:16 AM

I fart on Fart Fartward.

From: RobotSpider Entered on: December 8, 2009 8:18 AM

Did someone call me?

Anyone? Anyone? Hello?

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