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Entered on: July 28, 2003 12:00 AM by Swerb
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| "I wasn't feeling good, so I crapped and had some chew, and I felt better." |
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- Melissa, a girl Stacy works with at Chili's
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| Stacy overheard this statement while working recently, and though it was the absolute pinnacle of redneck speak. |
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QUOTE 99 - 2 Comments
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To add some context, Melissa is from a small town in Ohio. She chews tobacco, addressed a note to Stacy and another co-worker, "Yo bitches," regularly uses the word "bogue" (i.e., "That rancid ham is bogue") and, most incredibly, is GOING TO LAW SCHOOL at the University of Toledo. She is caucasian.
Please note that the quote was uttered with zero irony or humor intended.
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That is a fucking classic. I think it could at some point be incorporated into other recent one-liners:
"After you crapped and had some chew, did you feel better?"
"That's right, asshole."
"Congradulantions!"
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