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Entered on: May 1, 2003 12:00 AM by BigFatty
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Is he missing a tooth????
 
- Suzanne
Explanation:
Suzanne asks this question after looking at Ross' Zone before and after pictures.

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From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 2, 2003 12:35 AM
Dude! You're gone for a WEEK and THAT'S the best quote you can come up with!? No offense to "Suzanne" -- I'm sure she's hot and you're just trying to impress her (or us) -- but puh-lease! Fatty, you gotta add the term and story that evolved from your cricket infestation. Now THAT's quote-worthy!  

 
From: Ross Entered on: May 2, 2003 8:02 AM
Who the hell is Suzanne?  
 
And yeah, I noticed that about my after picture as well. Don't know what was going on there.  
 
And kudos to you Willy, for using a picture of ME to get a chick into the sack!  
 
For the record, I agree with Jack. Even though I'm biased in this case, this is not quote-worthy.
 
From: Morpheous Entered on: May 7, 2003 12:00 PM
wow...could this place get any lamer?  
do you guys notice that the only other notes you get are from yourselves? that's just....sad
 
From: John Entered on: May 7, 2003 12:21 PM
Thats because this site is for dudes, not chicks like yourself. If you don't like it, STAY OUT!!!
 
From: Ross Entered on: May 7, 2003 12:45 PM
Yeah, funny how if I have to choose between comments from ourselves and comments from Morpheous-like irritants, the choice really becomes obvious.  
 
I guess I will have to institute a registration password and delete this dyke's account. No big deal, it's just too bad that there are so many pussies out there who hide behind the Internet and fuck with strangers to get their kicks. Talk about a cry for attention...
 
From: John Entered on: May 7, 2003 12:43 PM
I agree with you 100% Bert, get this idiot out of here. For one last time it's Morpheus, not Morpheous like this chick keeps using. I guess thats chicks for you though, even after Bert corrected her, she keeps on misspelling it.
 
From: Ross Entered on: May 7, 2003 12:48 PM
Where is Fatty, by the way? Last I saw of him, he was stranded in Chicago and I had to pick him up from O'Hare, and he crashed at my place. That was Sunday night. Fatty, what up?
 
From: The Bone Entered on: May 7, 2003 1:41 PM
I say keep Murphus on the account. She is obviously enthralled by the entertainment value of the site, otherwise why would she keep coming back? Plus her comments crack me because it shows how seriously she really takes herself -which is really amusing. Also, it is highly amusing to watch her serve up a super lame negative comment and have it get smacked down in her face every single time. If I were her, I would come with stronger shit to say rather than the feeble ramblings she's been thrown out. Bert - let her stay. Eventually she'll just get flustered by our style and run out of stupid shit to say. Meanwhile, we'll have a good laugh at her expense. Plus, it cracks me up everytime I see her fornicated screen name.
 
From: Ross Entered on: May 7, 2003 1:47 PM
Hahaha, fair enough. We'll let the old hen stay for a bit.  
 
I think you're right, though... her shallow reservoir of lame cliches is already quickly drying up.
 
From: BigFatty Entered on: May 7, 2003 4:56 PM
Fatty is Here! But many apologies for the lack of content. I am living the life of the hardest working man on unemployment. I got no job, and no time to work! I need to get a job so I'm not so damn busy!
 
From: Ross Entered on: May 7, 2003 7:12 PM
Okay, I am letting Murphy-ess stay on the site for now, but I have instituted a registration password to prevent future assholery. I will be sending you guys out the password - give it to whoever you want, just don't post it on the site. This will cut out almost all unwanted riffraff.
 
From: John Entered on: May 8, 2003 9:12 AM
The Bone made a good point above, it is amusing to see her get bitch slapped by Bert and the gang. Maybe I was a bit hasty in wanting her kicked off. So bring it on, Murfeous!!!
 
From: Morpheous Entered on: May 12, 2003 12:01 PM
You guys are so easily pissed off. I am having so much fun watching you guys all squirm. "oh no! he miss-spelled the sacred Mopheus's name!" watching you all get so irritated by someone picking on your nerd domain has become my new favorite pastime. Pick on me all you want. I'm not the one spending every waking moment on my nerd-gathering website talking to my nerd friends about what a nerd I am!
 
From: Ross Entered on: May 12, 2003 12:30 PM
Come come, now, Murphy. You really need to get your shit together and become more articulate if you expect anyone here to "squirm".  
 
Though you repeatedly prove my point to a tee: what's truly nerdy is trying (in vain) to excite a bunch of people you don't even know.  
 
You can do better Murphy! Stop reusing boring words like "nerd"!  
 
I'm trying to Free Your Mind!
 
From: John Entered on: May 12, 2003 2:07 PM
Maybe Murpy-ass needs to enroll herself in the Wu-Tang Bone school to free her mind. How about it Bone, any openings left?  
 
This would undoubtedly help to curb her incessantly repetative word use. At least we "nerds" know how to manipulate the english language with at least a modicum of proficiency.  
 
Hopefully this will serve as an impetus to change your myopic ways, and rise to a level more becoming of this site.
 
From: The Bone Entered on: May 12, 2003 5:22 PM
Hey Murphus - how is your super bad ass life going? I'm suprised you have the time to play with us with such a great and exciting life. Glad you came though because a couple of things occurred to me and I felt like sharing.  
 
#1 Your retorts lack imagination and are very basic. That's not your fault though. Intelligence is to a great extent hereditary.  
#2 Quite possibly we are nerds, however we outclass you in intelligence, looks, personal accomplishment, success, atheleticism, class, and charm, and probably a host of other criteria as well.  
#3 Because you are of limited intelligence, I suspect the sophisticated nature of some of our replies is lost on you. I would suggest you enlist the aid of your friends to help you out. Perhaps between you and your friends, the combined brain power will allow you to come up with something original. The only problem is, I suspect you have no friends.  
 
I can assure you, no one here is squirming. I will say this though. If you are attempting to lure us into a false sense of security with your extaordinary dull replies it is working. Come on guy, bring your A-game next time. I'm only getting warmed up.  

 
From: BigFatty Entered on: May 12, 2003 11:45 PM
I have been missing out on this Murphy chick. I feel left out.... It is refreshing to have new blood on the site! Maybe she can add worthwhile content or alternative viewpoints. Calling people lame or nerds is hardly orginal or creative. In fact, it is a tad elementary. But hey, its a start! Welcome aboard Murph!  
 
So tell us your details? You got junk in your trunk? Thongs or granny panties? You like it from the back? Ooohh, I feel like I'm in a Penthouse forum! Write us your fantasy!
 

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