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Entered on: June 8, 2005 12:00 AM by BigFatty
You'd better start burnin' them Jews.
- Zilla
This quote was so bad, it was hilarious. Wonderboy's brother came into Zilla's store and was talking about this professor's house he was house-sitting. The professor was away in Africa for like 4 years and this guy was staying there for free. He was explaining that he even got to turn over the utility bills to the guys daughter. "Its a good thing too. I got to see one of the heating bills and it was like $700!" he explained. "$700 Bucks! Thats crazy!", I said in amazement. Jack chimed in, "Ya, You'd better start burnin' them Jews."

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From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 8, 2005 9:39 PM
Correction - My response was actually: "He must be burnin' some Jews!" <done in the pseudo-Chris Rock voice Fatty and I use all the damn time>  
On a related note, I have a Catholic Priest who stops into Rookies occasionally. Turns out Fathers have hobbies too. Anyways, he tells me he was out at an outdoor funeral: "It was so hot I felt like I was in Hell!" I found that unexpected and funny.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 18, 2005 3:19 PM
I don't even understand Fatty's interpretation of the quote. It's too bad Fatty screwed it up... it was a funny moment. I'm sick of seeing this F'ed up version on the front page!  
Also, Fatty: I notice you type "ya" when I think what you actually intend is "yeah." It's not a big deal -- as long as you don't mind people thinking that you're from the U.P. or Fargo.
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 19, 2005 9:56 PM
Dude, thats the way I type, you are lucky I get most words out complete. I use cuz and ya cuz they shorten my typing to 10-minute sentences. So, now you are all like - Its only 2 letters!!!! Thats right asshole, I am slow. Ask Ross about me and IMing. He can take a lunch break and return while I am still pounding away at my response.  
Sorry if Ya offends you.... Didn't know you were better than that. I mean, we are SOOooooooo far way from the U.P. and all. Plus, it is not like we have ANY midwest accent.  
Yeah, how is your cAAAARRRRRRRR. Is that better?
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 19, 2005 9:59 PM
Oh, and whats not to understand? There was no fornication - thats what I heard. Their heating bills were so expensive that a cheaper alternative was to burn Jews. Both ways are funny however!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 19, 2005 10:54 PM
Dude, it may have been what you heard but it's not what I said. The heating bill was so high I assumed "he must be burnin' jews." As in, he's got some major gas ovens rolling.  
Ya heard wrong, ya ignant retahd.  

From: Ross Entered on: June 20, 2005 8:00 AM
Has Zilla finally reached the Fatty saturation (faturation) point, after Fatty's time spent abroad? I never thought I'd see it...
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 20, 2005 10:04 AM
Have you heard about the San Francisco Debauchery? When I get a chance, there's a WHOLE lot of story-telling about that weekend... All at the expense of Fatty, of course.
From: Swerb Entered on: June 20, 2005 11:35 AM
I think we need at least a brief summary of the San Francisco Debauchery here, no?
From: Ross Entered on: June 20, 2005 12:36 PM
Bring it. Why else did I create this site?

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