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Entered on: July 2, 2006 12:00 AM by The Bone
Muzzle Flash
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Too much farting causes muzzle flash - a condition where there are suspicious molecules gathered around the bung. Best to treat the problem with wet wipes.

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From: Ross Entered on: July 3, 2006 4:00 PM
Does it also cause "powder burns" on one's undergarments?

From: BigFatty Entered on: July 9, 2006 9:45 PM


Bone and I came up with a few more terms last week when I went out to San Diego for a visit.

Rolling Snake Eyes - Taking a dump.  (You can also say Throwing Snake Eyes)

Rolling a duece - Taking a dump. 

Charming the brown cobra from the basket - Taking a dump. 

Burpee Beatdown - A deceptively simple routine doing burpee's with Tabata intervals.  Bone and I set out to try this and discovered a beat down of third-world proportions.  Bone limped through the 6 set, three minute round and I only made it because of Bone's encouragement.  It is an ass-whooper.  If you can do the 8 set, four minute round, you are sweet.


From: The Bone Entered on: July 10, 2006 7:14 AM

Rolling Snake eyes has become one of my staples - it's genius.

On the Burpee beatdown - I'm all about max results from minimum time. This workout is super fucking short but ridiculously brutal. My goal is to do it 3 times/week in addition to my weightlifting and other shit. 

From: John Entered on: July 18, 2006 2:00 PM
Muzzle Flash is why everyone should use wet wipes. This is a great way to prevent "powder burns" from occuring which cause bung hole flare ups.

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